You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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