they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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