i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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