he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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