I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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