If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
