Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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