Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dignity is for republicans.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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