I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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