he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
