Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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