I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
