I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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