I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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