You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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