Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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