Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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