dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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