its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
