well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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