Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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