doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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