in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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