Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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