It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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