Dual....:-)
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he was CRYING into my vagina
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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