you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
this boner is exhausting
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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