did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think my moral compass just broke
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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