we have pet lesbian snakes
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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