he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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