he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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