You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Houston, we have a blender
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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