he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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