Got a toothbrush?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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