So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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