Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The Olympian is in my bed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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