so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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