Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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