Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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