Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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