I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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