So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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