Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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