Say something about gay babies.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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