I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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