whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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