real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dicks are not precious.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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