My pussy is not your playground.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
