So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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