So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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